What do you think it would be like if you only could talk to animals suddenly?

Question

I'd be ecstatic since I could talk to my dog. She's not too bright though, I wonder what we'd talk about... *imagines it*

My dog: Treat now.
Me: No Sophie, I'm watching TV.
My dog: I will not hesitate to bark at you!
Me: You better not.
My dog: *bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark*
Me: Fine....
My dog: VICTORY!

Answer 1

LOL!

mine probably be like..

My cat: gimme food.

Me: no, I already gave you dinner.

My cat; but, I'm still hungry!

Me: you'll get fat.

My cat; I have a high metabolism.

Me ; fine, just a tiny bit more food.

My cat: YaY!

Answer 2

It would be interesting, and quite cool. I'd finally get to know what my cats are saying xD They're sweet, adorable little fluffballs so it would certainly be interesting, hehe. And talking to other animals would be cool, too, and get to have little friendly conversations with animals.. aww ^^



LOL your dog reminds me of how if I'm watching TV with my mom, sometimes one particular cat of ours manages to conveniently block the TV screen in the same spot every time lol. Or step on the laptop keyboards while we're typing sometimes, or brush against the screens xD



It doesn't happen often, but it's so cute.

Answer 3

BELLA: Stranger danger, stranger danger! I know, I'll bark 'till they run away.

ME: It's okay, they've been here 100 times. They're my friend. Chill!

BELLA: Stranger is attempting to brainwash Mommy. Kill. *Bark, bark, bark.



*stranger moves*



BELLA: Oh no, it's retaliating! Take Mommy, don't hurt me. *hides under couch.



Like if you guessed I have a chihuahua?

Answer 4

If this was Facebook, I'd like your "status." So here's an internet like. : )



I WOULD LOVE THAT. I think I would even resort to asking my dog for relationship/dating advice.





Me : Cal, what do you think I should do about this guy?

Cal : *looks at me like I'm a dumb@$$*

Me : That's not an answer

Cal : He's a douche and you're dumb for liking him

Me : How would you know?! He petted you

Cal : Doesn't mean $hit

Me : *exasperated*

Cal : jumps on the couch next to mom

Answer 5

Hahaha you just reminded me of the Wild Thornberries, I love that movie! Haha that would be awesome... My dog (Tux) would probably be really cool haha



Tux: Hey, whatcha guys doin?

Me: TV, wanna watch?

Tux: Look! A dog on the commercial, what do you think he's up to huh? I wanna play to!

Me: Haha yea, hey you wanna share some of my cereal?

Tux: Sure, just give me a few pieces. Can you pet my head for me? I'll just stick my head on your knee so I'm closer. Thanks for the cereal



I dunno I have a feeling he'd just be super chill :) haha

Answer 6

Well, conversations with my dogs would be funny

Tucker: LOVE ME! LOVE ME AND NO ONE ELSE!

Abby: I only sit in spots that were previously occupied

Cubby: FOOD! I AIN'T GOT MUCH LONGER ON THIS PLANET, SO GIVE ME FOOD NOW!

Answer 7

Lmao Hopeful Pessimist let me tell you, this question made my day. Is probably try to confuse my cat by talking to her then looking away

Answer 8

The animals will cuss us out cause we eat them. Mostly the pigs because of bacon.



I think cats would call me a b*tch and we would have a fight.

Answer 9

I would be so happy. I hate communicating with humans.



However I'd probably be put in some asylum.

Answer 10

Since I live in Lake Tahoe, I would ask all these bears to please stay out of my garbage cans every night. They're making huge messes in my yard that I have to pick up every morning.

Answer 11

I would try on doing a rap battle with whatever animal I found and my rapper name would be "$Jungle Queen$"

Answer 12

Id ask them to forgive humans for what we have done to the earth.

Answer 13

My dog: Hola.

Me: GAH WHY ARE YOU PEEING ON THE FLOOR?!

My dog: -Spanish-



My cat: B---, you BETTER clean my litter box or I'll cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you.

Answer 14

I would be super happy and go around making animal friends ^^

Answer 15

I would love it! I talk to my dog anyway but he just can't talk back, it's annoying.

Answer 16

I'd probably say something to piss them off then they'd bite me LOL

Answer 17

AWESOME!