I had a really bad day. :( Cheer me up? (BQs too)?

Question

I don't want to talk about it, but my day has just been really sh*tty. :/ I'm just really stressed and tired and have too much on my plate, and things are not going the way I want them to...urghghgjzhldhaf.

So give me a pep talk, tell me a joke, give me a link to a funny website or song or video...something. Pleaseeee.

Love you all, even when all is sh*t. <3

BQ1: How was your day?
BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O
BQ3: In a good mood?
BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO
BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO
BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P
BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?
BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P
BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3

Answer 1

I'm sorry- * Virtual hug *



BQ1: How was your day? - Alright school went by fast

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? - White shirt and white shorts

BQ3: In a good mood? Alright mood

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? - No idea.

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? - suuree.

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P- no not really

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages? Spanish is my first language

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P - joder ( f*ck ) mierda ( sh*t ) Gilipollas ( @sshole)

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3 thanks so are you

Answer 2

Me too =/

Everything seems to be going back to the way It was before and I really don't want It to happen.

I'm really worrying about It.."Things" lol =/..So my day hasn't been too good.



BQ1: How was your day?

Rubbish.

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O

PJs.

BQ3: In a good mood?

Not really.Been In a worser mood though.

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO

Nothing tv and then sleeping.

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO

I'm boring..=L

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P

Kindaa lol well more 5.

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?

Nope.

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P

----

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous

I'm not =/

Answer 3

Sorry to hear your day sucks :( mine does too haha. I'll leave some links for you. Hope you feel better :)



Here's an old question of mine where I requested jokes. Some of them are funny! Enjoy!

https://answersrip.com/question/index?qid=20090103131931AAZ5Svs



This website has a lot on it, you are bound to see something you like :) (if you scroll all the way to the bottom there are more sections to view)

http://icanhascheezburger.com/



Here are some games we had to play during an anatomy unit in school (one of them is about bones and the other about muscles) and I find them hilarious (probably because of the background music XD)

http://www.anatomyarcade.com/games/WAB/WAB.html

http://www.anatomyarcade.com/games/PAM/PAM.html



BQ1: How was your day?

Not so great, I’m super bored haha that’s why I’m on Y!A

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O

A t-shirt and basketball shorts (It’s comfy ^_^)

BQ3: In a good mood?

Good enough, I feel really hyper for some reason XD

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO

Nothing, but in about an hour my little cousin will come over. She’s a good kid so it’s good :)

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO

Hell yea! Who doesn’t? Haha ^_^

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P

Not at all! :D

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?

Yes, in greek. My grandpa taught me.

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P

I’m not sure how I’d spell it… but it means s.h.i.t.a.s.s

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3

Aww, thank you ^_^

Answer 4

BQ1: How was your day? My day barely started but its okay (: Hows yours?

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? Shorts and a tank top (:

BQ3: In a good mood? Calm mood

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? Get ready for school tommorow.. :/

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? Yeeeeees;D

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? Hmm?

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages? Yess

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? No there badd haha(:

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. Thankk youu! You just made my day lol so are you :D





And yes i will lol..

Answer 5

my day is shitty so far too.

i hate myself and life right now..ohh well thats the way the cookie crumbles..my cookie crumbled the day i was born blahhh..by the way i wasnt trying to be funny. ://





BQ1: How was your day?

shiiiitty

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O

??

BQ3: In a good mood?

no

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO

nothing!!!!!

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO

yeah but life hates me!

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P

kinda.. i have a bf.

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?

yes.

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P

nahh

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3

thanks?

Answer 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

This song ALWAYS makes me feel better, you just can't help but smile. :)



BQ1: How was your day?

- Pretty good, we had a pep rally, 2 hours longs! Lots of fun.

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O

- My uniform pants (grey) and a cute flowy blue tank top.

BQ3: In a good mood?

- Yes actually.

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO

- Working for my dad (computer work, filling orders), homework, eating, watching Glee.

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO

- YESSSS! :OOOO

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P

- Nooo.

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?

- Heh heh, yeah.

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P

- ZUT! That makes DAMN in French. Ahh french.

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3

- Thanks. (:

You're be-au-tiful. <3

Answer 7

okay girl, summers about to be here, and you dont have much time for the stress of school and all that crap. just tough it out for a while and its gonna be over soon.



BQ1: How was your day? okayish... kind of blah.

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? a pair of cuffed skinny jeans and a white soccer tee shirt.

BQ3: In a good mood? somewhat. im hungry.

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? i wish.

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? YES!

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? nope?

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages? no

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3 thanks baby, i needed that :)

Answer 8

here is a joke

Dear Santa,



You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.



I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.



What balls do you have leaving me a ******* yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the **** were you thinking, you fat son of a *****, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole ******* year to come out with some **** like this under the tree. As if you hadn't ****** me enough, you gave that little ****** across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house.



Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat *** down my chimney next year. I'll **** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the ******* North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that ******* bike. **** YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-*****.



Sincerely,

Little Johnny



hope that made you feel better

Answer 9

Yeah, we all have them. Talk about it, no one will know :0







BQ1: How was your day?--- Hot. Literally.

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O ---grey t shirt with soccer balls on it, and black sweat pants. I'm so sexy.

BQ3: In a good mood? ---surprisingly.

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO ---This.

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO ---- I already am.

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P ----No. Was that the plan?

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages? ----In German. I'm not German, and I don't speak German. But I can curse it.

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P ---Ficken Sie is f*ck.

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3 ---- It's the sweatpants, isn't it?

Answer 10

Awwwww.... it's okay hon. We all have those days. If this doesn't cheer you up, I don't know what will: http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children.html





BQ: Just like any other day so far.

BQ2: Nothing. :P

BQ3: I suppose so. Actually, no. I have big important math final tomorrow, and if I get three questions wrong, m grade drops from an A to a B. So I am studying uber-hard.

BQ4: Studying, why? ;)

BQ5: You know it. <3333

BQ6: Absolutely not. <3

BQ7: I used to in French and Spanish.

BQ8: Now the only one I know is "idiota." Haha.

BQ9: You too. <3 That is why I accept your offer to be your Valentine. :)

Answer 11

smile girl :) http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20signs/amyredwingsnut/funny-signs002.jpg

BQ1: How was your day? allright so far its gone by fast but i have wicked bad allergies

BQ2: Whatcha wearing? :O shorts and a tank

BQ3: In a good mood? mediocre mood

BQ4: What are you doing later tonight? :OO sat tutoring kill me

BQ5: Wanna have some funnn? :OOO yessss

BQ6: Did BQs 2, 4, & 5 make you feel uncomfortable? :P nope haha were they supposed to?

BQ7: Do you know how to cuss in other languages?si un poco en espanol

BQ8: Can you tell me some of the words? :P ramera y asno

BQ9: Not a question, just letting you know that you are go-geous. <3 back at cha

already got a valentine but you can still be mine :)

Answer 12

I'd be honored to be your valentine! ;) ;)



Always look on the briiiiight side of life! Do do, do do do do do do!!!!!!

Sorry for my s-h-i-t-t-y internet singing. Needs some work.

That's a song from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". It's on broadway. I loved it!



Here:

*Fcuk the guy.

*Screw the girlfriend that's being a biotch.

*Forget the parents that are controlling your life.





I know you probably want out from school, right? Just don't think about it! :)



1) It was alright, thanks for askin!

2) NOTHING. 8O

Just kidding. Shorts and a tank top.

3) Sure, we'll go with that.

4) Oh hun, you don't even want to know. *Ow! Ow!* :P JK

I'll most likely being continuing on developing my story along with babysitting... blah.

5) YAAAA BOY! Lol. Sure!

6) They made me feel... DIRTY. 8P

7) A few words in russian, spanish, and german.

8) Not off hand, and I don't know how to spell them.

9) Why thanks hun. YOU TOO!

Answer 13

I'll edit this when I find something funny =]



BQ: My day was fairly shite i have to say :/ Exams.......



BQ2: My school uniform :S



BQ3: Not really. The thought of going to study for tomorrow isn't very pleasant...



BQ4: Study study study....



BQ5: Oh yes that would be great :D I need something to cheer me up...



BQ6: No not really =]



BQ7: In irish, yeah :D In other languages, no



BQ8: If i wrote it here it would sound like jiberish...



BQ9: Awwh thanks ;) Its little things like that that make me feel better <3



And of course i'll be your valentine :d I mean, we've already got past the "your gorgeous" bit ;)

Answer 14

This video makes my day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iiM__qYYhI



Don't be saddd! Summer is almost here! Pretty soon all you'll be doing is laying out in the yard, sleeping in until 12, and swimming!



BQ1: Good.

BQ2: Shorts, shirt, and a jacket.

BQ3: YES! I just ordered a hoodie from my favorite bands webisite!! :D

BQ4: Homework.

BQ5: lets have some fun this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco stick. HAHA :D

BQ6: No.

BQ7: Naw.

BQ8 ^^

BQ9: Nawww.



:D

Answer 15

BQ1: My day at school was hilarious! What kind of teacher smiles at the book they're reading?!

BQ2: I'm wearing a blue shirt with jean shorts, and no not short shorts.

BQ3: yes

BQ4: celebrating my brithday which is actually 3 weeks from now.

BQ5: umm, I'll pretend you didn't ask that

BQ6: yes it did actually

BQ7: No but I know how to say intercourse in a different language, my friend told me.

BQ8: fine: in my friend's language "Gene" means intercourse

BQ9: I hate it when people say that, it's not true



out of all the songs and videos on here, you should see this one. http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXz-UvQYAmbg&rct=j&q=ain%27t+not+mountain+high+enough&ei=MmIFTN_lKoP58AbcsIj6DQ&usg=AFQjCNEKY5bnKiQ34OxXDvXP3brS350YVg

Answer 16

1. Boring, i got grounded last night for being in an hour and a half late?

2. black skinnys, stripy socks, jedward vest, and a superman jumper.

3. yes, having an i love you more argument with my friend

4. having a shower, writing an essay(**** aye)

5. bring it on *****(L)

6. not in the slightest :D

7. who doesnt?

8. no because that would be mean

9. aw you are beautiful too





of course i'll be your valentine :$ :) <3

Answer 17

She laughs like a car horn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLzkpvfbJGo

Chat Roulette Torture: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRcGiVPOxh4



2 of my favorite videos on Youtube...



BQ1: Pretty good, most likely failed my final, but hey, that's life.

BQ2: Clothes?

BQ3: Yep, last day of school tomorrow

BQ4: Watching AGT (America's Got Talent)

BQ5: I could totally make a sex joke out of that, but I'm not

BQ6: Nah, there's worse things

BQ7: I wish

BQ8: Meow

BQ9: Thank you!



<3

Answer 18

Aww I'm sorry, I hope you feel better soon! And this isn't a funny website, but it might help: http://www.givesmehope.com/



BQ1: it was alright

BQ2: jeans and a hoodie

BQ3:not really

BQ4: nothing that I know of

BQ5: sure

BQ6: a little bit

BQ7: no

BQ8: n/a

BQ9: aw you are too :)

Answer 19

BQ1:horrible

BQ2:shorts and t-shirt

BQ3:no!

BQ4:sleep

BQ5:it depends

BQ6:no.why would they

BQ7: no and why would i...i can just cuss in english

BQ8:i can't if i dont know them

BQ9:hmmm...if you say so

Answer 20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVt3Z3q4-Uo



BQ1: Good. it's only 1:35 so I still have most of it left :)

BQ2: white tank top with a fancy teal one on top, bra, underwear, black capris with a weird pattern on them, watch, bracelets, and a necklace.

BQ3: yes, but I'm kind of ttired

BQ4: watching glee and baseball

BQ5: of course ;)

BQ6: not really

BQ7: yes

BQ8: pendejo = @$$hole in spanish, hijo de puta = son of a ***** in spanish (hopefully I don't get reported for this :) )

BQ9: thank you! right back at ya! :)

Answer 21

good

sweat pants and a tank top

yes

nothing

yes

no

no

no dont know any

thanks.