And the survey says...+BQ not for the shy?

Question

My second survey this year. A bit less scared than I was with the last one, but I'm still scraping the barrel for ideas.

Speaking of which, here they are!:

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?
2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?
3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)

4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?
5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)

And BQ/Game/Challenge!: Write the sappiest fake swoony-throwuppable love note you can, and make it out (or just insert the name of) the user below you. By those stats, I won't get any, but at least I can be one of the first to join in the fun.

Answer 1

1) I am terribly afraid of suspension bridges. Not regular, based bridges... just suspension ones. I cannot cross them, and if I HAVE to, I have to keep my eyes closed or even walk across. I'm so terrified of the bridge falling and then being trapped in the car while it sinks D:

2) my hair



s into a white-girl-afro if it's slightly humid, and especially curls in pre-tornado weather. You know, when there's bad thunder and lightning and you can feel how heavy and electric the air is. My hair becomes hilarious. Like a clown hairdo.

3) he's hot, as normal. Isn't wearing a shirt, even though it's 30° outside. He is just sitting here, reading a novel, and sipping cocoa. He made us piroshkies for supper. Also his name is Ryan Gosling.

4) if I sleep though my alarm clock? Bad day. If I whack my head on the side table? Bad day. If I have donuts to wake up to? Gooood day. If my hair doesn't decide to frizz out and demand it's own postal code? Good day!

5) the ability to sing :/ I love to sing, and I'm not too horrible at it, but I'm not good by any means. I just wish I could belt out songs beautifully. But that's not a talent you can learn- you can enhance it or dwindle it if you've got it, but you can't get it if you weren't blessed with it.



Dearest User Below Me,

I've kept my feelings a secret for far too long. I love you most ardently. You are the moon to my ocean waves. You are the sweet and sour sauce to my crabmeat rangoons. You are the tissue to my bloody nose. You are everything that I could ever need. (Which doesn't say much on your behalf, because I only need crabmeat rangoons with sauce, the ocean and moon and tissues for bloody noses). Alas, I do not know who you are, my darling, but this is doomed to be awkward. Because you are likely a female, and I do indeed maintain heterosexuality. So, goodbye. Twas not meant to be. Twas not in fate's eye.

Answer 2

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?



Haha, I FREAK out when using escalators, lol. I'm like: Why can't they just put stairs D:

2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?



If it's windy... my hair is all over. If it's humid then my hair is.. ugh a big mess.

3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)

Omg, I'm with her already... she's better than anyone I can ever imagine. I'm in love... legit.



4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?

Hmm, I don't really believe it that. Whatever happens, happens. I don't look for any "signs".



5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)

Professional footballers. I wish I had their skill, :(. Too bad I only started playing when I was 15, I bet if I started young, I would have become a great goalkeeper (The position I play).

Answer 3

Heeeey.



1. I have a fear that in a couple years time robots WILL take over.

2. It goes curly and frizzy, if I don't brush it knotty, I didn't brush the ends out for two days and this morning I faced the consequences, like half my hair was in the comb.

3. Oh, erm? Feeling a bit down? I wish I could do more to cheer him up, or for him to tell me what's actually wrong. I'm so confused, I'm talking about a real person, not my crush...

4. It's gonna be a good day if I look in the mirror and feel decent :))

5. Being able to converse flowing-ly without hesitation and awkwardness. They make it look easy.



BQ/Game thingy: Baby, you're just like Google, you have everything I need. Arghhh, that's so cringey. Can I do another? Okay. If I was a fly I'd be all over you because baby you the shįt!

Ones for you (:



I decided to go for a cheesy chat up line.

Answer 4

1. I tend to get scared of things after seeing a scary movie/show. I get over it fast, or at least stop feeling scared about it.

2. My hair is half an inch long. It doesn't do anything.

3. I have no imagination

4. There are none.

5. Social skills. The ability to carry on a conversation with anyone forever. I can't do that.





BQ: Dear A Hopeful Pessimist. Yous so pretty, together we'd be like the beauty and the beast.





@Exacty's Momma: Pft, I got my first rifle when I was 3.

Answer 5

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?



-My irrational fear of all bugs, even if they can't hurt me.



2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?



-Simply Exist.



3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)



-Good! He's still dashing, although he wants to dye his hair.. *Shudders* he's been sweet, but I fear one girl is getting a little too cosey.. Humph. And he's been rather touchy lately! But he's been a delightful with our science project - Darn marks are due close.



4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?



-Getting to the bathroom first is a good sign,

My hair brushing nicely is a good sign (sometimes my cowlicks like to poof up.) remembering my jewelry/hand cream is a good sign too!



-Bad signs ... My brother beating me to breakfast and getting the good couch spot, lack of my favourite cereal, falling on the way to school, bad hairday, bad outfit day, etc.



5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)





-BEING GOOD AT SPORTS.

DEAR LORD I AM BAD AT EVERY ONE.

Also, this isn't really a skill, but just having fast-as-hell metabolisms! Argh, jealously.



Also, being able to be SO put together at EVERY moment! And being able to public speak!

Answer 6

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?

elevators

2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?

i dont know lol

3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)

they exist :) and she is emailing me right now



4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?

if i wake up bad

5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)

to whistle

Answer 7

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?

Trypophobia, fear of organic holes in the skin *shivers*.



2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?

Frizz. It gives me a Mexican afro....



3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)

Great, he just recently quit his job so he can dedicate full time to our business. So far we've been making a lot of progress. He's pretty happy and that makes me happy.





4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?

If I drink coffee or not.



5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)

The skill to stay focused. God how I envy those that don't procrastinate. Also, juggling.



Alright let's see who will be under me.



Dear Nathan from da Deep South,

If you let me be your baby momma, I will wrestle pigs in the mud with you. At our redneck wedding on a tractor, I will gladly give you your first rifle, so you can shoot the darn boys trying to chase after our daughters. We will feed road kill to our 13 children and damn everyone who doesn't agree with us. Then when we die, I want a lovely confederate flag to be on our tombstones, to represent our everlasting love and hatred towards sluts, blacks, and gays. <3

Answer 8

Suuuuuuure why not. 1. I want CHEESECAKE. You fortunate duck. >.< Yeah she appears like a good friend. That's a candy factor to do. 2. Yeah, you guys look to relatively take care of each and every different. Three. I for my part wouldn't be buddies with any person like that. You get into a lot of drama very swiftly with friends like that. Four. No. I don't like persons who make enjoyable of others just because they're distinctive or act in yet another manner. She appears super pleasant and sweet to you. Do what you want, but for my part i would not wanna stay friends together with her except she will get her act together. I've had unhealthy experiences with humans like her and, I have no idea. It just bugs me. BQ: final year. 7th graders (the grade i was once in on the time) simplest had 2 state checks even as eighth graders had three, so we acquired to sleep til 10 and come at noon :D BQ2: i do not relatively buy CD's

Answer 9

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?

I have a few fears, but I like to think I have good reasons for them.

2. My hair is permanently frizzy, so bad weather doesn't make things much worse.

3. He's doing quite alright.

4. Whether the coffee has already been made, or I have to make it myself.

5. Drawing. I'm good with language, and kind of a creative type, but I absolutely cannot draw or paint or anything of the sort, and I'd love to be able to do it. I can barely draw a straight line. (Or a decent curve, for that matter.)

Answer 10

1. Yes, my phobia of spiders. And death. Death is especially silly, since it will happen and I should not live in fear for it.

2. It just stays there, maintaining perfection. My mom's hair frizzes and she's jealous of my hair, lol. She says I was fortunate enough to be born with that perfect hair that behaves itself in humidity. I am aware of my good fortune, I love my hair.

3. "Unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply", LOL! That's great. *wipes tear* My dream partner who is a fictional character is fine, thanks for asking.

4. Well, if I'm feeling good, it'll be a good day. If I'm feeling generally sh*tty, it'll be a bad one.

5. *ponders* The ability to play the keyboard well. My jealousy knows no end.



BQ: Oh God, this will be great! Hold on, I'll edit.



Edit: Omg Aurora we're like totes cute 2gether! Lub u gurrrrl!



xD *dies repeatedly*

Answer 11

1. Do/did you have any phobias that you KNOW are silly?

Yes, I am deathly afraid of choking on my food. Because of this silly fear it takes me about 1 hour to 2 hours to finish dinner at home, and like the whole entire bus ride plus my first period class to finish breakfast. I also have to drink a lot, cut my food into really small pieces, and forget about pills, I will chew them no matter what, or cut them in half and chew them any ways. I have become immune to the taste because of my fear.

I'm also afraid of crossing busy streets and I won't do it without crossing it with someone. I had to cancel band practice because of my fear, because no one wanted to cross the street with me. I was constantly calling him, asking him to walk me I almost asked a stranger on the street, that's how bad it was. I just broke down and went home but I had no keys and it was snowing so I just waited in my backyard until my dad came home.

2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?

It gets super poofy

3. How's your dream partner been recently? (note: requires imagination for this one, unless they already exist and you're currently snogging them while typing a reply)

He's wishing he was with me naked under the covers snogging me right now.

I wish




4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?

Racing thoughts for a bad day and going to bed late last night. Not getting any homework done either and being late. For a good day, I am prepared for school Instant good day.

5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever? (just to confess our metaphorical sins, childrens)

I'm jealous of people who don't regret every mistake they made and don't want to punch themselves.



BQ:

Dear user above me our below me ,

Oh baby I love you so much. I love the way you look tonight and I love the way your skin feels. Come on baby touch me now, touch me until the sun goes down. Touch me now, come on baby everythings alright touch me now, It's warm where I am tonight, and I'm waiting for your lips to touch my skin at night. TOUCH ME NOW <3

You are my sunshine when the skies are gray. You are my rainbow in the dark. You are my cake and water when I ate too much salt and my throat is dry. You are what makes the flowers bloom for me. I wish I could fall asleep with you and never wake up ever again. You are so beautiful. I love you. Please marry me.

I love you to death.

Answer 12

1. Clowns!

2. It STAYS frizzy haha,

3. Dream partner? Um, 13 here.... Well, I haven't talked to Shemar Moore in awhile but I expect good! Ha!

4. How bright it is out.....

5. At ISTEP today I made a new friend named Isaac. My best friends sisters best friends brother is best friends with him so I met him and he sat next to me. WELL we were both done early with section 2 and waiting for the timer to stop, and we were drawing and I am a really good artist I have been told. HE IS WAY BETTER!



BQ: Ok I gotta wait and see who it is I''' come back. I ain't doin' it if its a chick FYI I'll do the 1st male user XD

Answer 13

1. Yes but you didn't ask what they are so I'm not going to say :P

2. Frizz

3. They been good just waiting on me to find them

4. Hair won't act right and or I woke up late

5. People that can touch their toes



Roses are red

Violets are violets not blue

i'm not sure what to right

but this is fake too

Answer 14

1. Do/did you have phobias that you know are silly?

~Water.



2. In bad weather, does your hair curl, frizz, go limp, or just simply exist?

~My hair is naturally curly, so it takes about 10 min to curl on its own after I shower.



3. How's your dream partner been recently?

~Find and Dandy.



4. What are the early morning-warning signs to signal a good/bad day?

~I don't really think about good or bad days.



5. What's one skill in other people you've been really jealous of, recently or forever?

~When a person can sing or draw better than me.



BQ:

Dear (insert name of user below me) I love you more than life itself. Your hair feels like spaghetti, your eyes are like shining gems that glow in the dark and scare away vampires! Oh, sweet love of my life! Every precious moment I spend gazing at you fills me with joy and love in my beating heart! Every single moment of you life, I spy on you and stare at your every movement. I take a million pictures every minute and I put them in a beautiful sparkly photo album. Oh sweetie my dear. *Swoons*

Answer 15

1) I'm afraid of people with brown eyes I have NO idea why though.

2) My hair is already very curly so it really doesn't do anything

3) James has been doing good, right now I'm at his house

4) For me? The ***** face

5) Um people who can roll their tongues



BQ: One ring to show our love. One ring to bind us. One ring to seal our love and forever to entwine us :)

Answer 16

1. clowns.

2. exist lol.

3. I wish he would come out of hiding and just love me already.

4. if I make it to school on time, good weather while walking to and from school, having enough time to get ready.

5. other peoples math skills lol.

Answer 17

1. I don't think so. All of my fears are completely rational

2. Simply exist

3. My dream partner is the same as he's always been, glad to be alive and simply living.

4. When I can't find the toothpaste. Idk why

5. Um...