Ideas to make my Last Fart special?

Question

I am preparing to emit my last Fart ever in a few weeks and I want it to be very special as I have long been known for my farts. So it's kind of a last hurrah, if you will. What can I do to make sure this is a fart the world will always remember?

Answer 1

Eat Thai food

Answer 2

follow through with a poop

imagine the sound of a long loud fart, ending with a wet splat - now imagine the look on everyone's face when the smell of the poop hits them

just remember to have some clean underwear handy

you will never top that fart

WITH THE AID OF A MATCH SET YOUR FART OF FIRE - USE YOUR FART TO LIGHT A CANDLE

Answer 3

yeah