Teens: I've got a weird survey. Who wants to take it?

Question

Teens: I've got a weird survey. Who wants to take it?

Answer 1

Yay, another survey! I love these. ^-^





1. I would really want to wash that **** off!!! My pores would get clogged because of all that makeup, so it might make me break out. ^^' I hate acne so I wouldn't want to risk getting more then I already have. :)



2. Hmm..... I would pick some up, pay for it, take it home, and eat it. Hopefully it has no weird side-effects, lol. I won't tell anyone else, either. ;)



3. I would take it as a complement, lol! Anything an animal tells me would always be a complement. ;)



4. Pour sugar on him and say "Good morning sugar!"! :D



5. I'd paint him green and force him to like in a trashcan. ^-^ Oscar the Grouch is one of my favorite Sesame Street characters, so why not make him act like him? Lol. :)



6. O.O Wow.... it's good that I love cake then, your highness! Uh..... Queen Aurora, would you like me to massage your lousy.... er, royal feet? I shall become your loyal servant. ^^

Answer 2

YAY! :D



1- Wash it off and have her to my arch-nemesis's make up. >:D Muhahaha!



2- First say "Ho-holy smokes." and get out of there. I'd be scared. Maybe call the cops or S.W.A.T.



3- I would take it as a compliment and say "You have very nice stingers." then smile.



4- I'd pour the sugar on him and then sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g



5- Hahaha Aurora you never fail to make me laugh. I'd totally put him in the trash can as Oscar. This made my day 10x better. xD



6- I better start hating cake then. Don't want to be all slimy because that's icky. :P

Answer 3

1. You are walking through the mall, when suddenly a teen girls squeals and runs up to you and shakes/hugs you. OMG let me do your makeup she says. Then she leads you to a chair and puts green mascara on you, purple sparkly eyeshadow, bright red lipstick, purple blush, about a pound of concealer, and pink eyeliner. "KYUUUUU You look so cute!" she squeals!!!^^ What do you do? Sue the makeup store. Run away and wash it off at the nearest bathroom. Ask her to do your arch-nemesis's makeup.

None of the above. I jump up and down with her and then just say I have to go and leave, wash it off when I get home. No sense blaming the makeup store, hurting her feelings, or going through the trouble of tracking down the person you hate and who hates you the most.



2. You are in the aisle with sweets at the grocery store. Suddenly, several aliens disguised as shop employees, switch the ready made jello with intergalactic space goo. What do you do?

Take all that I can, and join their team. They're probably going to take over the planet, and you'd be stupid to give them any reason to destroy you with the rest of the earthlings.



3.You are in Miami singing to the jellyfish, when suddenly a jellyfish comes up to you and says that you smell like pumpkin sauce. Do you take it as a compliment or insult?

Compliment. If a jellyfish took the time out of it's day to learn to speak and come up and talk to me, I'd be honored no matter what it said.



4. There is a power outage and your house is one of the few with electricity. Your crush has to spend the night at your house in the guest room. Wee What do you do? Sneak into the guest room at night and put 8olb of sugar on him, When he wakes up in the morning come into the room and say "Good morning sugar!" ;) or.. Tie him to a lamp-post and force him to study for his biology test so that he doesn't fail. The force him to read his history book so that he doesn't fail the next history test.

Neither, I'd leave him be. He'd obviously be distraught already from having to leave his house and stay with a stranger.



5. An evil monkey destroys your house and eats all your food. What do you do? shave him and then sell him to the zoo and tell him that he is a giant naked mole rat, or paint him green and make him live in a trashcan and pretend to be Oscar the grouch.

I'd befriend him, and together we'd destroy the houses of all the people I/we hate.



6. I'm the queen of all things slimy and I love cake. It is now an official law. If you love cake, you are slimy. If you do not like cake then you are not slimy. If you have never had cake then you are an enemy of the people. We will find you and put you in the mental institution where you will be drilled until you love cake and you are slimy!

Okay.

Answer 4

1. I'd wash it off, them ask her to do my arch-nemesis's makeup. There would be no lawsuits involved because I find most lawsuits annoying.

2. I'd ask them to replace the goo with Jell-o again.

3. I wouldn't know how to take it, so l'd say thank you and swim in with my life.

4. I'd say "Good morning, sugar!" (and then just out in hysterical laughter)

5. I'd shave him and sell him to the zoo, where he is out of hair, and most importantly, out of MY hair.

6. Cool! I guess I love cake and I'm slimy!

Answer 5

1. wash it off

2. get some space goo and sell it!

3. i take it as a comliment because if i am singing and talking to jellyfish, i am most likely drunk. If i am drunk, i would have most likely pissed myself, so the jellyfish saying i smell like that would be great because that ment my pee smells like punkin sause

4. the sugar because me and my crush are bests friends and close to goingout, so the sugar would be a nice prank

5. OMFG OSCAR THE ************* GROUCH. THAT ***** BE BADASS. ALL THE LITTLE ******* IN TOWN WOULD EAT THAT ***** UP AND PAY ME

6. i would prefer to not like cake beccause since you are the slime queen, and i was slimy, you would be the queen of me. and being the sexy beast i am, you would appoint me to be your sex slave, and iwould not like that.

Answer 6

1. Slap her in the face,then put horrible makeup on her too lol

2. Go to the cooking isle,get a knife and then fight them!

3. I take it as a compliment then sing Friday by Rebecca black,just incase it was an insult.

4. Um.....this is kinda akward but I would do 1.

5. Paint him green and force him to live in the garbage.

6. Well cake is my favorite dessert so i guess I'm slimy...I think O_o

Answer 7

1. Wash it off

2. Nothing

3. Compliment

4. Second one

5. Second

6. I dislike cake

Answer 8

1 Ask her to do your arch-nemesis's makeup.

2 I would eat it in intrest of finding out its medical propeties

3 compliment -pumpkins are awesome!!

4 Sneak into the guest room at night and put 8lb of sugar on him, When he wakes up in the morning come into the room and say "Good morning sugar!"

5 neither. return him to the wild because the city probably contaminated him and made him evil.

6 neverrr!!!

Answer 9

1. Wash it off come back and threaten to sue if she doesn't do my arch-enemies makeup.

2. Pocket some of the space goo, try to kidnap one of the Aliens and sell them online.

3. Neither, I would say holy **** a talking jellyfish.

4. My crush isn't a he....

5. Shave him and make him look like a mole rat (fallout)

6. Im slimy.

Answer 10

1. Keep makeup as is, get a job as a drag-queen named Vivi Sparkly, audition for Ru Paul's drag race and win.



2. Open a package of sour skittles and look on, taste the goo.



3. Insult. Kill the jellyfish for its insult.



4. None of the above, I go to the guest room hoping to get to second base.



5. Get the Giant Chicken to fight the Evil Monkey and avenge me.



6. Long live the revolution. Long live the republic. I'm going to chop off your head queen.

Answer 11

1. Do you like UGG's? The shoe company? No. I am a man. 2. Are you a One course fan? Nope. Three. Do you adore rain? Yeah, i like rain. No longer the heavy pouring form, although. Simply the light drizzle at the same time it's still slightly vivid outside. Four. What is your favourite place to be? The big apple 5. Do you suppose you will ever find love? Definite 6. Ever went to a live performance? If that is so what? Coldplay live performance, Swtichfoot concert 7. Greatest dream? Marry anybody I really love. 8. The dumbest thing that you simply ever did? Some unlawful stuff, some pranks (if you bear in mind em "dumb." I feel they had been pretty funny). 9. Would you ever get a tatoo or piercing? No. 10. Worst joke you ever heard? Any style of knock knock joke. 11. Do you like to prepare dinner? No longer fairly. 12. Do you write? For pleasure, in my enjoyment time? Nope. Thirteen. Strange skill? Don't rather understand. I'm now not just right at self evaluation. 14. Superstar you hate probably the most? Nicki Minaj 15. Are you the typical or weird one to your loved ones? Just about typical. 16. Harry Potter or Twilight? Harry Potter 17. Favorite film couple? Tom + summer fr/ 500 Days of summer time (although that ended beautiful badly) 18. Favourite television show? Dragonball Z (not shown) 19. What used to be your first kiss like? Used to be just a little apprehensive, excited. Now not awkward or anything. Honestly a "image" moment 20. Ultimate date coffee condo date 21. Provide me a celebrity?? :) sure

Answer 12

1. I would run away and wash it off at the nearest bathroom.



2. I would leave the aisle.



3. I would take it as an insult.



4. I would nicely invite him over the house, since it is one of the few with electricity.



5. I would just sell him to the zoo.



6. I like cake, but I am NOT slimy.

Answer 13

1. Ask her to do my arch nemesis's makeup

2. Get the fudge out of there!!!!!

3. Compliment, it's better than smelling like pig

4. Good morning sugar ;)

5. Paint him greeennnn..... I love Sesame Street

6. I don't really like cake but slim is fun so I would choose cake and slimmmmm :)

Answer 14

1. File a complaint, not sue, and wash it off, and ask her to do my enemies make-up too. :)

2. Call Chuck Norris.

3. Compliment.

4. 1st one.

5. BOTH. :D

6. Well, I don't need to worry. I love cake. :3

Answer 15

Those questions are kinda stupid.