My mom found one of my opened condoms from the night before. Does anybody know any excuses I could use?

Question

She found it the next day and my little brother (12) had friends over that day. Any excuses are NEEDED. im 16 help me

Answer 1

Tell her you were stupid to be having premarital sex. Fess up, and learn from this. Next time, don't be doing anything you don't want your parents knowing about.



Edit: Your mom is not stupid, so she won't believe any of your lies.

Answer 2

Heya



I am like soo good with excuses coz i have to make these sort of excuses up alot along with other things .My friend got into the same position only it was harder for her to explain as she is a girl.You should say that school gave them out for free and you was practising putting them on.You could also say that you dnt know how it got there and you sked you mate and he said it fell out of his pocket.It depends how gullible your mam is mines quite gullible.xxx

Answer 3

If you tell the truth it is going to be a little tense at first but it is best in the long run.Why you use condoms and everything else should be laid out to show how responsible you are.Lying shows irresponsiblity.

Answer 4

"I'm tooootally intelligent and mature enough to have sex, so I, like, know what I'm doing and this guy will sooo be with me for the rest of my life."



At 16 you have no business meddling with an adult act unless you're completely prepared for adult consequences. So in three months when you're on Y!A saying "OMG I'm pregnant, what do I do!" I wouldn't expect much sympathy.

Answer 5

No you don't get any excuses! You obviously had sex so own up to it! I hate when kids want to do adult things but aren't willing to accept the adult responsibility that comes along with it.

Answer 6

"I was practicing safe sex!"

She should be happy you even used a condom. Some people are stupid enough not to. You shouldn't have to come up with an "excuse". You did what you did and you can't change it!

Answer 7

Tell her you were blowing them up over your head lol. That's what we did with the free condoms we got given!



But in future I think you should be a lot of careful and be more respectful. You're obviously not old enough to deal with repercussions of sex.



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Answer 8

ok...ur parents are catholic..ur screwed!! well if they aren't that strong catholics..then u could tell the truth or say that one of ur brothers friends brought it and u took it from him and put in ur room.

Answer 9

just tell the truth....or blame the invisible penguins....that works 4 me. or you could claim to be using them for water balloons...since sometimes people do that.

Answer 10

"Mom, I thought I could handle sex, but in truth I can't since I'm probably doing it in your house and can't even get rid of the evidence before my little brother or his friends could find it and ask what it is and why it is in my room."



If you are old enough to have sex then you need to tell your mom the truth, that you are being carefuly and you're sorry that your little brother could have found it. Tell her, that you're making sure to protect yourself from STD's and that the school taught you everything you need to know but if you have questions you will ask your mom or dad.

Answer 11

eh lol! say u got it for sex ed and you were messing about with it ie. trying to blow it up and stuff with your mates to see if you could get it into a balloon shap you never no it might just work

Answer 12

tell her the truth and talk to her she is your mum you have to learn to trust her,you will have a better relationship if you both know you can discuss things with each other.

Answer 13

There are no excuses you could use that she would believe!

Answer 14

" Haha, oh mom (friends name here) gave that to me as a joke and i wanted to see what it looked like"



Good Luck and God Bless

Answer 15

tell her the truth, cause if you lie to her it's going to make the situation worse once or if she finds out the truth

Answer 16

Tell her you were checking them out to see how they worked.

Answer 17

why would you wanna have excuses tell her the truth

Answer 18

Say that someone wanted to prank you, say that someone just throwed it to play a joke on you or make you look bad.

Answer 19

"my guy friends were over. i had never seen a condom before.

they showed me what it looked like"

are you ******* stupid? there is such thing as a garbage.

Answer 20

Say you were practising using it for when you get married and have sex with your wife before you want children or something IDK she probably knows you are having sex by now anyway.

Answer 21

say u were masturbating, and didnt want anything to get on ur sheets

Answer 22

be like.. it proably fell outta my pocket because someone dared me to blow up a condom like a baloon.. and i guess i forgot to the wrapper away



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i dunno if that will help muchh



good luckk

Answer 23

"at least i used a condom"

Answer 24

if you think you're old enough to have sex, then you should be mature enough to fess up to it.

Answer 25

ur on ur own dude

Answer 26

First of all, you're of legal age. Secondly, you're using a condom which shows an incredible level of maturity in someone so young. Talk to you mum, explain that you're being careful. she should appreciate how grown up you're being.

Answer 27

parents arent that stupid you know....

Answer 28

I hope you weren't disrespectful to have sex in her house, and be dumb enough to not flush it down the toilet.

Answer 29

EWE WELL NICE BUT EWE