What is the dumbest question you've ever asked?

Question

I'll share my two.

This was dinnertime today: So my mom bought a pot roast, (note that we have pot roast about once a month) and while she was cooking it, i walked into the room. It looked different that it normally does, so i asked my mom "Did you buy a different brand of pot roast?" She burst out laughing then said she bought it at acme. it was embarrassing cuz i thought they came in brands...

history class last week: we were learning about some sort of event (i forgot which one) that happened in the 1800s and being philisophical, i asked "how do we actually KNOW this happened? I mean, just cause it was written down doesn't mean its true. The people who wrote it down could just be liars, or drunk or something. Right?" The class burst into laughter. I still think it's possible.

Your turn!

Answer 1

lol I didn't ask this but one time my 17 year old *brilliant* sister asked "what's the difference between white dandy lions and yellow ones?"

Answer 2

Okay, this is the most recent, it happened last night.

So some friends and i were at a dance last night and it was sooo hot in there even the walls were wet from everyone sweating so much, so we were on our way home and my friend Rachel was like "im totally taking a shower when i get home" and my friend chloe was like "me too" and my friend andrea who was in the car has a steam shower at her house and its kind of like a suana thing if you dont know what that is, and Andrea was like "im going to bed its frickin 2 am" and i thought about it for a while and then i asked "Hey Andrea, can you take a steam shower but have it blow cold steam?" and then they all laughed at me and Andrea was like "sorry, Renee, thats not how steam works.

haha

Answer 3

Well i couldn't do gym ... cause the peroid before i was in drama doing sword fighting and someone had hit me really hard in the ankle so i couldn't run so they had no ice left for when people got hurt so i was filling up little cups with cold water so that we could put them in the freezer they would be ice ... and i asked her if we put hot water in the cups if they would freeze ... after i asked i was like um .... that was the stupidest questions ever!!

Answer 4

I make stupid statements, not stupid questions :p



Your second question (about history) isn't all that stupid, though. How do we really know if everything in those text books is true? It's not like anyone from the 1800's and earlier are alive and able to confirm all that info.

Answer 5

ok this was super embarassing because i was on a super crowded airplane!



me and my dad were flying to trinidad (which is an island just off of south america) and on the tv on the airplane they showed a little picture of an airplane flying towards south america. but you know how south america and africa are shaped alike? yeahhh well i was like omg dad trinidad is in AFRICA?? reallllly loudly! and literally people 5 rows away turned around and stared at me ahaha. yeah and i was 16? ahahaha omg.

Answer 6

I'm always really geographically confused. Like with Paris, France, and England, I still have no idea which is which, and I've asked if France is in England and all others, I don't know, I'm an idiot kinda.

Answer 7

Ha! The funniest question I asked was in Science class:

I go to an all girls private school and one of teachers (a man) made a quick announcement about robotics. At the very end of the announcement (our school has an email thing) he said : If you want to email me, I am the only Andrew in the school. Then I blurted: But we go to a co-ed school, aren't their other Andrew's? Everyone started to laugh at me.



Another time was when I was younger, my mom was talking to my sister Michele. All of a sudden I stared straight at my mom and asked: "Mom, have you seen Michele?" After I had said hi to her! It was really sad

Answer 8

There are no dumb questions.



I once made an apple pie, and I ate it all by myself. I said "Wow, this tastes like apple pie." Lol, I thought because I had baked it it would taste different then the kind you get at restaurants, but mine was better xD

Answer 9

This happened today actually. My mom asked me to open a can of fruit. I couldn't get the can opener to work so I asked my mom to open it. And she told me it was a pop top lid. :p I'm retarted

Answer 10

My favorite one I will never forget or have my family forget about it. We were at a Restaurant in California when I was 9 and I asked where does chicken come from.

Answer 11

a few monthes ago my mom wuz like can u throw tht trash away? and i was like "where in the trash can?"





and last week in school i asked if blind ppl can drive...



i kno im so retarded!! lol but idc everyone knos how i am so they dont think im weird lol

Answer 12

My friend was wearing those sweatpants that say abercrombie down the side and i was like: aww those are cute where did you get them? They laughed at me (=

Answer 13

There was a talent show and my friend was doing a dance. She was even at dance practice and I said "So, what are you doing for the talent show?"

God, I felt idiotic.

Answer 14

No question is dumb as long as it come from a place of integrity or honesty.

Answer 15

i didnt ask this but my friend did i dont remember who was playing so im making the teams up:



HER: so the steelers played carolina last nite. i heard the steelers won haha that sux!!!!

G-PA:who told you that the steelers lost!!

HER: No Way!!! everybody at school said they won so who won??





i was rollin!! DUH kristin if the steelers and the panthers were playin and the steelers lost who won??HAHAHA

Answer 16

i ask where my cell phone is all the time when i'm talking on it...xD



i have lots i just can't think of any right now...

Answer 17

I was in a Gucci shop, and i asked the assistant if Jimmy Choo was by Gucci. I was 14, oh, the shame.





:]

Answer 18

is your brother an only child?

Answer 19

i have alot of dumb questions i ask!!! but i cant think of any right now.